Our beloved "ATTENTION WHORES"

So I am thinking 2010 is the year of the ATTENTION WHORE.

Everyone wants to be seen, heard, liked and approved. I sooo don't get it. It's like everyone is walking around with a big ass sign on their forehead, "Please acknowledge me, PLEASE!"

First up: FACEBOOK...smdh

Ok facebook is like a breeding ground for the attention whore epidemic. Everyone wants to get the most friends, likes, comments, photo tags, etc. Can I ask a question? Well I will anyway....really who gives a fuck. Its facebook. Get over yourself. In real life you don't open your damn mouth, but on facebook you want to be the social butterfly. First, we have the guys...sigh. They post statuses about what they have; statuses with sexual undertones; statuses about how successful they are. Ok, first of all ladies, they probably do have alot.

• Bad Credit
• A crap load of hungry kids
• A couple of women
• Dirty drawers they want you to wash
• And.....A LITTLE DICK

Ok, so just know ladies when you are flocking to these attention whores every five seconds. Liking all their damn statuses, pictures, commenting every five minutes, etc. Just remember the five things above that these attention whores have and ask the question, "Do I want to deal with that BS?" Uh no. I am so over it...

Now ladies, sorry I am going to have to be much harder on you. Facebook is one way you are attention whores, but you try to get that attention in public as well. smdh So what do the ladies do on facebook: They post provocative pictures!!! Why ladies why? You have four kids by three different men. Why is your profile pic of you in a bikini? Why are you sticking your tongue out on your pics? Wasn't get knocked up by three different men enough? Keep posting those pics, but please whatever you do, DO NOT invite me to your NEXT baby shower, because I am so over you...

Now ladies when you go out, why are you wearing little ass clothes from forever 21, when your ass ain't been the size of a 21 year old in like FOREVER? I mean ass out, breasts out, enough rolls around your waist to fill a bakery...You are a size 18....you are not eighteen. Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being a size 18, but if you are wear a damn size 18. Stop wearing those little ass clothes! What attention are you trying to get?

You are trying to get the attention whore dude described above to:

A) use you for sex
B) use you to fry chicken (cuz they know your ass can cook)
C) Never call you again.

I'm so over all attention whores.

The best way to get attention is to chill the fuck out and be yourself. Stop trying to be naked, talk about sex, talk about the things you have, etc.

Do you.